I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon
u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend
that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read
You look cute in flannel. It really brings out the gay in your eyes.
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.